nevertoldaliethatmakesmealiar: citymod: do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips? That person could have licked someones butthole then double dipped
idcau: if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
hoekage: somebody needs to fucking kiss me
so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater