May 2013
70 posts
nevertoldaliethatmakesmealiar:
citymod:
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
That person could have licked someones butthole then double dipped
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idcau:
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
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hoekage:
somebody needs to fucking kiss me
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so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
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k-hiq:
hikaribakuras:
holyjazspers:
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
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